Thursday, January 18, 2007

Wisdom :)

Regular naps prevent old age especially if you take them while driving

Having one child makes you a parent;
having two you are a referee.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is husband!

I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannotlive without,,, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it.

True friends stab you in the front.

Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

Ladies first; Pretty ladies sooner.

Early to bed, early to rise, your girl goes out with other guys.

Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.

They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

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