Similarities between Cats and Women

I read this somewhere..and its funny...:D

Cats do what they want;

They rarely listen to you;

They're totally unpredictable;

They whine when they are not happy;

When you want to play, they want to be alone;

When you want to be alone, they want to play;

They expect you to cater to their every whim;

They're moody;

They leave hair everywhere;

They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg;

Will annoy you incessantly when they want attention;

Will always bother you when you are about to fall asleep;

Try to hide the fact they poop.

My mom's cat, she called Fei mou ..