Embracing 'Ex-Stock'

I'm having a casual chat with a friend, and out of the blue, he throws this question at me: "Can I refill my detergents this week?" Now, here's the kicker – I happen to run a little side gig: a detergent refill station. It's my small way of contributing to the battle against plastic waste, one refill at a time.

Anyway, back to the convo. He drops this term on me: "ex-stock." And I'm sitting there, scratching my head, wondering if it's some kind of secret code. 

So, being the curious soul that I am, I ask him to break it down for me. Turns out, it's just a fancy way of saying "available immediately."

I know, I know – not exactly the most mind-blowing revelation. But hey, you've gotta celebrate the little victories, right? So here I am, geeking out over my newfound vocab: ex-stock. 

Who knew learning could be this thrilling? 😄

It is not judging but some thinking took place :D

Few days back, taking my lunch at the office pantry, i can't help but overheard a group of my office mate chit chating..

They were having some argument on souvenir my boses brought back from a company trip for them. Ha ha it was really funny, but i was just listening. My boss actually just bought a bunch of snacks and chocolate from the trip and put in in the pantry for everyone. While the other boss gives all the staffs under his department beautiful souvenir. Ha ha..well what do they expect? a beautiful souvenir from the boss to them maybe..ha ha..

A : Kedekut la, ade ke beli snack jea..isk..
B : You tau tak, Lin(bukan nama sebenar ha ha) dapat sanggul rambut dari boss die..haaa..Bon (bukan nama sebenar :D) pun pula dapat bekas air cantik.
A : Iye?? Eeee tadi bos bagi chocolate tu i buat muke jea..Biar die tau..
C: Dulu pun pegi oversea beli makanan juga. beli la benda2 cantik..Selendang ke kain ke..
B : Pastu nak belanja pun susah. Kedekut la.
B : (Looking at me and said) You dapat ape?

Me : Err..Nothing...Why should the boss bought me something?


Ha ha..I was like, haihh...some people do have the mentality of 'Boss MUST give something when go oversea' or 'Boss MUST belanja makan'..Not that i am judging them, but, that was really funny ..their mentality..We called it pok-silap (when people always want some people to belanja makan or buy something)..



hmm macam macam...

Divorce Letter...

I found this very hilarious divorce letter from internet, and haha lets enjoy this!

Dear Husband,

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever.

I’ve been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw.

Last week, you came home and didn’t even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk panties. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your shows.

You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.

Your EX-wife

P.S. Don’t try to find me. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to Spain together! Have a great life!


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Dear EX-wife,

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.

It’s true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my shows so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn’t work.

I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a boy’! Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, didn’t comment.

And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with my brother, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.

About those new silk panties: I turned away from you because the ￡49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty quid from me that morning.

After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I hit the lottery for ten million pounds, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica ..

But when I got home you were gone.

Everything happens for a reason, I guess.

I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a penny from me. So take care.

Signed,
Your EX-husband, Rich As Hell and Free!

P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my brother Carl was born Caroline. I hope that’s not a problem.